27th May 201222:021,319 notes

When I spend the last 2 weeks planning something nice for you so you can have a seriously memorable day and you come back from a weekend away [that I gifted you because I wanted this weekend to be special for you]and FUCK IT ALL UP with your meddling and hijacking of everything I have planned, I am entitled to be severely pissed off.

Fuck me. This is why we can’t have nice things. Fucking ever.

26th May 201223:30
ALL THE LISTS.

I can’t help but be somewhat jealous of people who have their shit figured out. Their life plans, their jobs, their relationships are all lined up while I’m sitting here teetering over the edge of a cliff with no clue how high up I actually am.

~   (via eletheowl)
Too true. Way too many people looking down nowadays.
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Being so stressed out that your body is out of wack, you don’t get any rest even though you do “sleep” and your “cycle” [girlspeak here] fucks you twice within a 2 week span [which is just…ugh. Once a month? Fine. Twice in 2 weeks? Get the fuck outta here, uterus!]

I am literally dry sobbing right now because I can’t find my meds for these cramps. KHJKJKJ!

1950's lyrics:

Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.

1960's lyrics:

When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.

1970's lyrics:

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.

2012 lyrics:

Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
nevver:

There is NO X in Espresso


Seriously. People. Stop it.
21st May 201218:252,509 notes
At the Harbor.
Opaque  by  andbamnan